Monday, September 19, 2011

Peter Jones


Walk away with their money! lmao. KAAKAKA. Some of you may be curious as to why Math.floor(), instead of Math.round(), is used in the above code. While both successfully round off its containing parameter to an integer within the designated range, Math.floor does so more "evenly", so the resulting integer isn't lopsided towards either end of the number spectrum. In other words, a more random number is returned using Math.floor(). By the way, the Random Motivational script uses just the aforementioned code to randomly display a quote.

Health Club Owner


Some of you may be curious as to why Math.floor(), instead of Math.round(), is used in the above code. While both successfully round off its containing parameter to an integer within the designated range, Math.floor does so more "evenly", so the resulting integer isn't lopsided towards either end of the number spectrum. In other words, a more random number is returned using Math.floor(). By the way, the Random Motivational script uses just the aforementioned code to randomly display a quote.

Hello Nurse!


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Some of you may be curious as to why Math.floor(), instead of Math.round(), is used in the above code. While both successfully round off its containing parameter to an integer within the designated range, Math.floor does so more "evenly", so the resulting integer isn't lopsided towards either end of the number spectrum. In other words, a more random number is returned using Math.floor(). By the way, the Random Motivational script uses just the aforementioned code to randomly display a quote.

OMG! this is horrible.


You are  a tough girl... i am coming im coming. what the hell are you doing to me. omg. you need to get away from me right now... i do not respect the fact that you are here... this is not a problem. is she about to get a c section. you are not aloud to film in here? what!? ugh. disgusting. 

HEllo Dolly


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Sunday, September 18, 2011

kanyeezy

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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

ReallYY?? It Cant be ALl That BAd!

Thank you YAhoo! for this wonderful Story. There isnt a Bad enough Grade that Can make me do this! lmao. but Congrats for MAking NAtional News guy! IF you dont know What i'm Talking about, Read this sTory, and you'll understand.
HUNTSVILLE, Ala. – An 11-year-old boy gets high marks in storytelling after staging a hoax to cover up his bad grades. Police said the boy faked his kidnapping Friday to avoid bringing home a bad report card, saying that a man with a pistol snatched him after he left Ed White Middle School. The boy said the man forced him into a "beat-up car" and threatened to kill him.


The student said he escaped by jumping out of the car but wasn't able to grab his bookbag, which contained the report card.

He ran to his grandparents' house and later confessed to lying. His grandfather called police to apologize


Sgt. Mark Roberts said police were suspicious that the boy was able to "escape" with his band instrument, but not his bookbag.
Roberts said the boy faces no charges at this time.

Jeez. Lets all get a Grip. hehe!